Hair, could you not be disgusting and frizzy no matter what products I put into you for ONE day? Thanks.
Kid that won't stop following me, could you not shove your religion and political views down my throat just to argue with me.
Body, could you not be so small that I can't find pants that fit me right. I want those cute pants everyone gets at kohl's. Not little kid's pants that make me look like I have a boner 24/7. Torso, could you not be so short.
Skin, could you not be so pale and LEARN HOW TO FCKING TAN. I don't enjoy looking sick all the time.
End rant. Sorry..